fuck yeah married people

reignite your own damn spark. we're the illest motherfuckers in the game.

"She’s putting that up my butt later."

"She’s putting that up my butt later."

"I knocked up Jessie Spano."

"I knocked up Jessie Spano."

"Dad was totally chill about this." 

"Dad was totally chill about this." 

Jessica: “Hmmm… Yeah, I guess I’m okay with Justin blowing that guy.” 

real conversation from real fuck yeah married people

mike:

please don't put our toddler in that shit one day.

britt:

please don't put a toddler in me ever.

“My husband said he “lost” his wedding ring. And I’m like that’s bullshit you just wanna get the new titanium square-shaped band because all the other husbands are wearing it, ASSHOLE.”

"We still can’t decide who’s cooler. The one who married the rockstar or the one who married the Harvard educated gynecologist." 

"We still can’t decide who’s cooler. The one who married the rockstar or the one who married the Harvard educated gynecologist." 

"I married Zack Morris." 

"I married Zack Morris." 

"I wore a yellow wedding dress and married David Cross." 
What She Said: Jenny and Her Husband Get a Whore
Jenny Mollen and Jason Biggs: the most fuck yeah married people in fuck yeah married people history. 

What She Said: Jenny and Her Husband Get a Whore

Jenny Mollen and Jason Biggs: the most fuck yeah married people in fuck yeah married people history.